Friday, October 19, 2007

think geek thoughts from others

Ok, so this grass hopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grass hopper looks at him and says "You've got a drink namd Bob?"

Since the draft release of the Human Genome, we're all Open Source!

"If it doesn't kill you, you'll learn from it. If it does kill you, I'll learn from it"

So there I was. Naked. In a refrigerator. Smoking a cigarette. With a potroast on my knees. That's when it got REALLY weird.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history... ...with the possible exception of handguns and tequila

I like squirrels. They're fidgety and they have small hands.

I love cheese.

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